Daily writing Challenge #5
Challenge: Imagine you are on Yelp. Write a review of the restaurant everyone is talking about. In the fourth paragraph, admit you’ve never eaten at the restaurant, but argue why misinformed opinion is still more important than the other reviews on the site.
Now I usually don’t ever write reviews for anything… Maybe I should get into the habit of doing reviews just to see where it gets me. But why would I review almost 4 paragraphs to a restaurant that I’ve never been?? Who the hell does such a thing. I mean I would write a review but maybe like 2 or 3 sentence long if it was good or not. But jeez 4 paragraphs and I never been to the freaking place!
Hello Yelp Readers,
Long time reviewer, first time writer on Yelp……
But the truth is, I’ve never been to this establishment nor do I have the plans to ever go since I live a few hours away. But I can tell you that the food has to magnificent. I mean the rating tells it all 4.8/5.0 those are high numbers out of 300 reviews. As well I’m a food expert myself. I cook and grow my own vegetates. Of course you might be asking yourself “Now why the hell should we listen to you? Just cause you cook and grow your own vegetates doesn’t make you a food expert?”. But see that’s where your wrong. As an at-home cooker, I know how to read people when they talk about cooking, especially my own. See I have had a lot friends come back and give the place raving reviews. Plus, the expression on their face is undeniable so it must be the truth. They 100% love the food. So why you should you eat here? Well if 300+ love it, they must be doing something right.